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Netscape extensions (nearly)
The Bullshit Markup Language (BSML)
A Guide to Mind Reading Markup Language (MRML)
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top ten html extensions that did not make it into netscape 1.0N*
<WIRED>...</WIRED>
Renders the enclosed text in Sturm und Drang 374 Medium Bold Condensed, in light purple on a neon orange background. Tells you repeatedly how cool you are for using netscape.- <ROACH>....</ROACH>
When selected, the enclosed text runs and hides under the nearest window. OR, giggles a lot and demands nachos, depending on your definition of "roach." (the formal definition, of course, to be determined by the Official Honorary Internet Standards Committee For Moving Really Slowly.) - <KILL_SGML>
Should anyone foolish enough to think that HTML is still SGML and try and run a netscape-html document through an SGML editor, processor, or other tool, this tag causes an immediate core dump, erases anything on your disk with "DTD" in the name, and emails a randomly-selected insult to Tim Pierce. - <PINHEAD>...</PINHEAD>
Inserts "zippyisms" into the enclosed text. Perfect for those professional documents. - <SECRET>....</SECRET>
In order to read the enclosed text, you have to have secret spy decoder glasses (available direct from Mcom for a reasonable fee).
You can also read it by holding your computer in front of a full moon during the autumn solstice. 
<HYPE>
Causes Marc Andreesen to magically appear and grant you an interview (whether you want one or not).
Please use this tag sparingly.- <PEEK>....</PEEK>
- <POKE>...</POKE>
So you want more control over screen layout in HTML? Well, here ya go. - <YOGSOTHOTH>
Summons the elder gods to suck away your immortal soul. Or Bill Gates, if the elder gods are busy.
Unpredictable (but amusing) results occur when the <YOGSOTHOTH> and <HYPE> tags are used in close proximity. - <BLINK>...</BLINK>
Causes the enclosed text to...
ooops, that one made it in.
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